What will you Gove your true love this Christmas?
Following last year's success, we're back with another batch of Christmas gift ideas!
- Why not purchase a hoverboard? Careful now! These amusing gift items have been known to catch fire... and have even been used in a brazen robbery, prompting police officials to declare them illegal.
- If your little elves have an eye for detail, give them a head start to a career in crime scene investigation.
- If imitating armed police is your kettle of kippers, grab yourself a fake police baton.
- Want some privacy this Christmas? Nothing gives a better impression than wearing a crime scene scarf.
If a friend or family member is politically inclined...
- For those of who appreciate the works of Marx, why not read the Communist Manifesto, beautifully drawn as a comic.
- If you'd rather create your own work's of art, take a look at the Corbyn Colouring book (for adults as well!)
- Or, if you'd rather dress than paint your politicians, you can give Jeremy a sharp new look. Maybe he will return the favour and appear on a pair of underwear near you...
- Meanwhile, Boris and Nigel hide in worlds of their own making this Christmas.