Could you write a 'dishonest politician's guide'?

Earlier this month Professor Tim Hope wrote us a 'dishonest politician's guide to the police'. It's had loads of reads, and Met Police whistleblower James Patrick described it as 'brilliance'.

So we thought we'd see if anyone could write us a similar piece on a different area of the criminal justice system. Do you have a 'dishonest politician's guide to....'? If so get in touch.